A Senior Moment!

God grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway.

The good fortune to run into the ones that I do.

And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

     I finally got my head together; now my body is
falling apart!

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair!

If all is not lost, where is it?

     It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Some days you're the dog; Some days you're the

I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...!

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
been anywhere.

     Only time the world beats a path to your door
is when you're in the bathroom.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does
everyone decide to play chess?

The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth.


Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause...kids!

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder
'what I'm hereafter?'

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"Funny how time slips away"



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